Elexmas Shopping

This weekend I completed my xmas shopping. I always call it ‘xmas’ now because you can fill in the ‘x’ with whatver you like. For example, if you’re an athiest, you can replace the ‘x’ with ‘athiest’ and you have ‘Athiestmas’. See, it’s perfect. I give myself full credit.

Xmas sure is an insane time for Americans. I’ve decided that every holiday is bigger in the United States than it is in Canada. I fought my way through the xmas crowds though and checked off everyone on my little Santa’s helper shopping list. I think Santa will be pleased with my performance this year. Bigger meals, bigger people, bigger holidays, bigger guns: America really is supa sized.

I really should grab a quick nap though. My cousins are on their way up from Portland for a hotel party at the W and they say they’re calling me when they get in at midnight. Tomorrow will be a painful day at work. I’ll have to wear something that won’t show the sweat because I’m definitely going to need a coffee for my 9am meeting.