This weekend I completed my xmas shopping. I always call it 'xmas' now because you can fill in the 'x' with whatver you like. For example, if you're an athiest, you can replace the 'x' with 'athiest' and you have 'Athiestmas'. See, it's perfect. I give myself full credit.
Xmas sure is an insane time for Americans. I've decided that every holiday is bigger in the United States than it is in Canada. I fought my way through the xmas crowds though and checked off everyone on my little Santa's helper shopping list. I think Santa will be pleased with my performance this year. Bigger meals, bigger people, bigger holidays, bigger guns: America really is supa sized.
I really should grab a quick nap though. My cousins are on their way up from Portland for a hotel party at the W and they say they're calling me when they get in at midnight. Tomorrow will be a painful day at work. I'll have to wear something that won't show the sweat because I'm definitely going to need a coffee for my 9am meeting.
3 Comments
1 Nicholas
Posted December 12, 2005 at 12:39 amPermalink
Haha, sweaty Jeremy at work! How are the pits doin? I have keyboard imprints on my cheek thismorning too after sharing a bed / falling between the chains of second class on the tiny top bunk on a crowded Indian train back from Agra. Ah so refreshing to not sleep hey!
2 Sandoman
Posted December 15, 2005 at 10:28 amPermalink
jeremy...i found your twin here in london...except he had long hair pulled back in a half pony and was on a first date with this girl and it was soo cute
3 kashies
Posted December 21, 2005 at 2:17 pmPermalink
supa size!
did you know that at Edo you can get a supersize meal? and guess what they call it? Sumo-size.
Excuse me, but even if i were hungry enough to eat a sumo size meal i wouldn't because i wouldn't want to sumo-size myself.
by the way, merry elexmas