What I Ate For Lunch

Usually those little quotes on globeandmail.com are quite useless and stupid, but today I fell off my chair while reading this clever one:

While a lack of water will kill you in the desert, you’ll never go hungry because of the sand which is there.
– William Bedford, Toronto

Hats off to you, William. I had one of those for lunch today. It was a chicken tender blt from the company cafeteria. It was somewhat satisfying, but I’m worried the company cafeteria is trying to make me fat. Who puts a deep fried chicken tender in a sandwich, wraps it in bacon, and adds mayo? You know, if I get fatter, I might just stay at my desk longer because it’s too much effort to get up and walk home.